*whistles as he goes about pouring kerosene about the place. He seems to be doing so in a pattern, and... once he's done, he creates a spark of green flame.

The flame hits the kerosene, and... well, let's just say, once it's fully ablaze, it turns out the pattern spells out something*

*written in big fiery letters?*

"YOU ALL JUST LOST THE GAME." ( Read more... )

*Snake's not the kind of guy to behave for very long -- especially not when he has a score to settle. Having more-or-less recruited Shadow and one of the Top Men running around this place, he's put himself to work finding a nice, well-hidden place to establish his base. He's found the perfect place.

The girl's washroom.

No, seriously. He's got an ( Read more... )

*And here you have a Top skating around, trying to get his bearing. A very confused one, at that.*

All right, where am I? Did someone decide that it'd be a good idea to grab me during recharge and dump me somewhere randomly to see if I could find my way back again? This isn't funny, guys ( Read more... )

*here, Dressing Room, have a flaming (no, not in that way) nutjob*

I have only one thing to say to all of you...

DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE BURNER IS COOKING?!

*in this case, it would be burning tires. Mmm, unsafe AND environmentally unfriendly!*